At long last, I proudly present to you, my very own Top Gear USA Drinking Game. Honestly, I’m surprised one of these hasn’t been sent to me already. It’s perfectly okay if you want to substitute juice, water, tea or anything other than alcohol in your shot glass. I’ll be abstaining too, since you really don’t want me to be drunk and opinionated. Hat tips to my nephew (who prefers to remain nameless) and Jenn Schillinger for their contributions to this list. Here we go!