This is probably my favourite Robot Chicken sketch of all time. Seth Green (my perpetual crush) lends his talented voice to this unfortunate giraffe that must come to grip with its mortality. The creature’s lamentations can also be applied to the despair that comes with life’s disappointments. An empty fuel tank when you’re leading a race and too far away to coast to the finish line. Or the video game crashes after an exhausting boss battle but before the autosave kicks in. You, my friend, are having a giraffe in quicksand moment. All of his emotions will apply to you. Laugh against your will with me!